Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (11) ¬

1. 
   Fyre

   December 9, 2010 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

   Probably partly because the TMNT are all related.
2. 
   SamClemensRIGL

   December 23, 2010 at 9:10 am | # | Reply

   Mmm, yum! That’s some tasty crow!
3. 
   Echoloco

   May 7, 2011 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

   Cancer Cancer!

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     Malph

     September 19, 2011 at 5:53 am | # | Reply

     Cancer cancer incest cancer Bob Dole cancer.

     (I have no idea why I included Bob Dole)

     • 
       Valil

       November 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply

       Cuz its Bob Dole? do you need a reason?
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       Mayhemzero

       March 25, 2012 at 11:21 am | # | Reply

       INCEST! ….Cancer?

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         Narf

         March 5, 2013 at 8:28 pm | # | Reply

         CANCER incest?
4. 
   DiDi

   September 30, 2011 at 10:14 pm | # | Reply

   Wait, wait, wait… what??

   I remember when Venus came out ’cause the TV show was supposed to be about the turtles not quite being teens anymore. But I don’t remember this crap about how they weren’t ever related!!!

   Man, if I had known that, I would have been filled with the utmost fury. All this time, I believed the boys were still brothers in that continuity but Venus was just there.

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     timemonkey

     January 26, 2013 at 10:26 am | # | Reply

     Were the Turtles ever established as being biologocally related in the first place? Half the time they’re even given different colours implying they may not even be the same species of turtle. And why would four random turtles that fell downa sewer be related by blood in the first place? They were always adopted by Splinter, does them being siblings by adoption change that much really?
5. 
   Random Webcomics Junkie

   May 3, 2013 at 9:11 pm | # | Reply

   Holy shit, I just realised that the whole Venus thing was more sexist than I’d realised before. Look at their names, yeah?

   Michelangelo – artistic genius of many media
   Raphael – brilliant painter and architect
   Donatello – intensely talented sculptor
   Leonardo – freakin’ Da Vinci!

   Venus de Milo – Statue. Work of art, made by a man. Doesn’t do anything but stand there with her arms broken off. What the actual FUCK?!

   The guys are named for genius Renaissance artists and inventors. Venus’s namesake was an object whose only job was to be sculpted by her male creator and look pretty for everyone to look at.

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     Random Webcomics Junkie

     May 3, 2013 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

     The statue was also meant to depect the goddess of love, so take from that what you will, as well.