Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (18) ¬

1. 
   SatansBestBuddy

   May 30, 2010 at 3:16 am | # | Reply

   I have played Galaxy.

   It is like sex with Scarlett Johansson while playing Mario 64.

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     Hewlett

     June 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm | # | Reply

     I would say it’s like Johansson and Gyllenhal at the same time whilst playing 64… and eating pure happy juice.

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       Valil

       November 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm | # | Reply

       so sex with them and eating there juices?
2. 
   MrGBH

   July 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

   I’ve never seen the appeal of playing as a fat ugly stereotype saving a princess for the umptieth time from some weird half-turtle-half-pig-thing.

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     The Sound Defense

     August 30, 2010 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

     If you’re playing Mario games for story, something is wrong with you.
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     Jetstream

     December 13, 2011 at 7:39 pm | # | Reply

     Might have something to do with being a game series that has fairly consistently been the best in the Platforming genre since… oh… 1986.
3. 
   Rodrigo

   July 21, 2010 at 7:41 pm | # | Reply

   Mario is the reason all turtles are in risk of extincion
4. 
   CharlesDarwinWEREGORILLA

   October 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm | # | Reply

   I agree! That’s why I play Mario games on my SNES instead of wasting money on Wii rehashes.

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     Yakoy

     June 3, 2011 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply

     Looking at your avatar, you don’t need a troll face.

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       Marthuyasha

       November 4, 2011 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply

       Lmao
5. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm | # | Reply

   Four-player Mario Wii is unlike anything I’ve played before or since. It only feels familiar if you’re playing it alone, and if you are, you’re doing it wrong.
6. 
   Malekhad

   December 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

   I only play Super Mario Brothers Crossover.
7. 
   sjosten

   January 4, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

   Great. Now I’m jealous of Mario for dating Taylor Swift. And taking her virginity apparently. Stupid Mario.
8. 
   Lesharo

   February 7, 2011 at 8:51 pm | # | Reply

   I’ll just say I agree with Ethan and move on.
9. 
   Arroh Kujati

   August 9, 2011 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

   I’d rather just have sex with Jake Gyllenhaal and not be distracted by mario.
10. 
    Twigs

    November 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

    Mmm. Jake Gyllenhaal.

    I’m sorry, what? I was thinking about Jake Gyllenhaal.

    Mmm. Jake Gyllenhaal.

    I’m sorry, what? …
11. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 24, 2013 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

    How do you pronounce his last name?

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      Random Webcomics Junkie

      May 3, 2013 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve always heard it pronounced GILL-in-hall. But take that with a grain of salt, as I live in an area where people still pronounce nuclear as “nookyoolur”.