I have played Galaxy.
It is like sex with Scarlett Johansson while playing Mario 64.
I would say it’s like Johansson and Gyllenhal at the same time whilst playing 64… and eating pure happy juice.
so sex with them and eating there juices?
I’ve never seen the appeal of playing as a fat ugly stereotype saving a princess for the umptieth time from some weird half-turtle-half-pig-thing.
If you’re playing Mario games for story, something is wrong with you.
Might have something to do with being a game series that has fairly consistently been the best in the Platforming genre since… oh… 1986.
Mario is the reason all turtles are in risk of extincion
I agree! That’s why I play Mario games on my SNES instead of wasting money on Wii rehashes.
Looking at your avatar, you don’t need a troll face.
Four-player Mario Wii is unlike anything I’ve played before or since. It only feels familiar if you’re playing it alone, and if you are, you’re doing it wrong.
I only play Super Mario Brothers Crossover.
Great. Now I’m jealous of Mario for dating Taylor Swift. And taking her virginity apparently. Stupid Mario.
I’ll just say I agree with Ethan and move on.
I’d rather just have sex with Jake Gyllenhaal and not be distracted by mario.
Mmm. Jake Gyllenhaal.
I’m sorry, what? I was thinking about Jake Gyllenhaal.
I’m sorry, what? …
How do you pronounce his last name?
I’ve always heard it pronounced GILL-in-hall. But take that with a grain of salt, as I live in an area where people still pronounce nuclear as “nookyoolur”.
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