The Darwin Award is for people who improved the human gene pool by removing themselves from it. Since they’ve already passed their genes on to Mike, Mike’s parents can’t do that anymore, unless they somehow manage to permanently remove Mike as well. And, frankly, I don’t think they’re up to it.
I never got mad when Mike threw the dead people, I figure they are dead they ain’t using their sacks o’ meat anymore… Heck one of my old Scout Masters who was in the Navy said the first thing you do in daamge control when dealing with a hull breach is to stuff ny near by dead people in the hole.
So, I started reading this comic about a week ago, going through the archives, and I figured I’d just go back and read the prequels once I get this one done.
i kinda wonder what Amber and Mike’s voices would sound like. I know that when you read a comic you kinda imagine the voices yourself, but what type of voice would Willis give them. :/ ANSWER ME WILLIS!
Mike’s parents aren’t eligible for the Darwin. They procreated.
Not necessarily. The Darwin award is be awarded to those taking themselves out of the breeding pool, not those who have never been in it.
The Darwin Award is for people who improved the human gene pool by removing themselves from it. Since they’ve already passed their genes on to Mike, Mike’s parents can’t do that anymore, unless they somehow manage to permanently remove Mike as well. And, frankly, I don’t think they’re up to it.
WOW! This has cemented my view of Mike as the sex god of Shortpacked!. And he has officially become my favorite character.
I never got mad when Mike threw the dead people, I figure they are dead they ain’t using their sacks o’ meat anymore… Heck one of my old Scout Masters who was in the Navy said the first thing you do in daamge control when dealing with a hull breach is to stuff ny near by dead people in the hole.
Unfortunately, they work pretty well in front of a foxhole, too.
I’ve actually used a corpse for cover before. They are almost as effective as sandbags.
haha nice helping Amber!
Heh. http://www.itswalky.com/d/20010828.html
So, I started reading this comic about a week ago, going through the archives, and I figured I’d just go back and read the prequels once I get this one done.
I think I should go start the prequels now.
i kinda wonder what Amber and Mike’s voices would sound like. I know that when you read a comic you kinda imagine the voices yourself, but what type of voice would Willis give them. :/ ANSWER ME WILLIS!