Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (23) ¬

1. 
   Bryy Miller

   April 17, 2010 at 5:31 am | # | Reply

   My brother actually goddamn likes Twilight. He thinks it is a genuinely good film. He had me burn New Moon.

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     Arthur

     May 17, 2010 at 6:59 am | # | Reply

     I would’ve burned him. With fire.

     • 
       ilvos01

       April 2, 2011 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

       It;s not that bad. I watched it, and all I did was-
       …murder-
       I mean pudding. Uh, wait.
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     bekachan

     April 6, 2011 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

     In the same theme as Arthur, I would’ve had no problem burning New Moon.

     With fire.
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     Quantum Polagnus

     May 24, 2011 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

     I’ve seen all of the movies, so far, and I have to admit that they’re not very good movies.

     However, they are incredibly entertaining in how ridiculous they are. Like, for instance, the constant constipated looks on Edward’s face when near Bella followed IMMEDIATELY by mutual and undying love.

     Those movies are so bad that they’re funny. Kind of like “Space Mutiny,” it’s worth watching, but not for the reasons intended by the writer/director.

     I’m actually looking forward to seeing Edward give Bella a caesarian with his teeth!
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     Yuki

     September 9, 2011 at 3:52 am | # | Reply

     The movies should be burned with fire. but the books are readable. It’s romantic and sweet… well the first and some of the second is the third kinda fails and only a part of the forth is good but there way better then the movies. Those came out of a donkeys butt.

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       Rycr

       April 29, 2012 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

       Readable?

       Maybe to you. I attempted to read the first Twilight book, but Stephenie Meyer’s writing style is so laughably bad that I couldn’t even make it through the first couple chapters.

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         Yuki

         January 20, 2013 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

         Yeah I seem to be able to read a lot of things that have a supposedly bad righting style. I ignore stuff like that I guess. Either way the characters are fun to watch be stupidly in love with each other.

         • 
           dcmeserve

           March 5, 2013 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

           I prefer bad lefting style.
   • 
     Rayri

     September 27, 2011 at 9:37 pm | # | Reply

     Okay, Breaking Dawn was so awful it’s good. Like My Immortal. The rest of it was mediocre and boring (I read the four for Accelrated Reading). My friends made me watch the movies – soooo boring.

     The entire series could’ve been better with lesbians xP
2. 
   Jello

   July 3, 2010 at 11:21 am | # | Reply

   The mummy story sounds more interesting than Twilight..
3. 
   Wackd

   September 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm | # | Reply

   Wait, so Galasso doesn’t understand Ethan’s being gay but…

   …wait, do we know Leslie’s name at this point? I’ve lost track. It would explain the first panel if everyone’s still calling her Lesbian.

   That, or Galasso’s grasp of sexuality runs on Rule of Funny.

   • 
     Edem

     October 2, 2010 at 3:05 am | # | Reply

     She was called Leslie Bean one time by Robin. Though Leslie is confirmed, Bean might or might not be a pun of her being lez.

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       Dragoonchris

       April 3, 2012 at 11:06 am | # | Reply

       According to Walkypedia, that’s her offical name.

       http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Category:Pun_names

       I’m suprised Faz ain’t up there.
   • 
     Diztrakted

     November 25, 2010 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

     Seriously, how many people here are also Tv Tropes users? Not that I’m complaining… that’s how I found this comic.

     • 
       Wind Glider

       March 14, 2011 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

       Batan can breathe in space, but can mummies?
     • 
       Lukkai

       October 28, 2012 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

       What self-respecting webcomic reader isn’t?
4. 
   The Sound Defense

   January 27, 2011 at 7:17 pm | # | Reply

   Oh god, this is purple prose at its worst. Best worst, I guess, if it’s written to be ironic.
5. 
   Phoequinox

   March 7, 2011 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

   No one else points out the lack of professionalism in Galasso shouting “LESBIAN” at someone. However, having worked 3 years in retail, I wouldn’t be shocked, either.

   • 
     Bobthecheesecake

     March 16, 2011 at 3:53 pm | # | Reply

     It’s possible he just thinks that’s her name. That’s what everyone else calls her, after all.
   • 
     Lis

     August 29, 2011 at 10:48 pm | # | Reply

     Yes as Galasso has trouble telling the difference between males and females I don’t think he knows what a lesbian actually is. Since Robin didn’t even know her name for the first few weeks she was in the strip and usually only refers to her as that I am guessing he is simply calling her by what he perceives is her name.
6. 
   Maycroft

   February 18, 2012 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

   Lance is more willing towards sex than Edward.
7. 
   Beastlybro7

   February 23, 2013 at 6:52 am | # | Reply

   Yes yes he is