Am I out of the loop on something? Was this for reals?
Two teenaged Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my aunt’s house but wouldn’t come inside because there wasn’t a grown man present. I guess they were afraid the middle-aged woman with a bookshelf of Bible studies in her front hall would tempt them into a path of sin (in front of the four children in the living room).
So she went out in the yard and had a twenty-minute conversation that ended with them leaving confusedly clutching Mennonite pamphlets. My aunt rocks.
your aunt rocks out loud
My mom used to invite Jehovah’s Witnesses into the house, and debate the Bible with them. She always pwned them! X-D It was entertaining. The best part? She was a stay-at-home mom in her mid-late twenties.
Generally we don’t get toy salesman or Mennonites near me- just J.W.s and Folger Brush people.
I got a guy once selling “dreams in a pipe”, moonwalking lessons and brochures* about sky diving beastiality. 0.o I’ve never seen a girl riding a horse hanging from a parachute before that day…
*spell check plz
For some reason, I haven’t gotten any people trying to convert me to their religions for the past three years or so. I think that I’m on some sort of blacklist somewhere.
Maybe it was attempting to eat that last one that really did it in for you.
I have a friend whose family has a sign that says “missionaries will be eaten” on the front door.
Ethan looks better with that blue suit.
That IS a pretty swanky suit.
I have a set of props in my coat-closet-thing that’s based on opening the door to solicitors, including a dildo-necktie, a tinfoil hat, and a couple of old porno mags. I’ll be damned if I don’t freak people out for intruding into my reality without my express permission.
Has NO ONE noticed that what Ethan is holding resembles a male member?
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