Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (13) ¬

1. 
   Ragnal

   October 13, 2010 at 11:30 pm | # | Reply

   Am I out of the loop on something? Was this for reals?
2. 
   Random Webcomics Junkie

   November 20, 2010 at 11:44 pm | # | Reply

   Two teenaged Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my aunt’s house but wouldn’t come inside because there wasn’t a grown man present. I guess they were afraid the middle-aged woman with a bookshelf of Bible studies in her front hall would tempt them into a path of sin (in front of the four children in the living room).

   So she went out in the yard and had a twenty-minute conversation that ended with them leaving confusedly clutching Mennonite pamphlets. My aunt rocks.

   • 
     DannKast

     December 21, 2010 at 6:20 am | # | Reply

     your aunt rocks out loud
   • 
     Minagiv

     November 17, 2011 at 8:44 am | # | Reply

     My mom used to invite Jehovah’s Witnesses into the house, and debate the Bible with them. She always pwned them! X-D It was entertaining. The best part? She was a stay-at-home mom in her mid-late twenties.
3. 
   Wind Glider

   March 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm | # | Reply

   Generally we don’t get toy salesman or Mennonites near me- just J.W.s and Folger Brush people.

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     MacGravatar

     July 7, 2011 at 3:33 am | # | Reply

     I got a guy once selling “dreams in a pipe”, moonwalking lessons and brochures* about sky diving beastiality. 0.o I’ve never seen a girl riding a horse hanging from a parachute before that day…

     *spell check plz
4. 
   Berenzen

   April 25, 2011 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

   For some reason, I haven’t gotten any people trying to convert me to their religions for the past three years or so. I think that I’m on some sort of blacklist somewhere.

   • 
     Kernanator

     January 20, 2012 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

     Maybe it was attempting to eat that last one that really did it in for you.

     • 
       Lis

       May 17, 2013 at 3:26 am | # | Reply

       I have a friend whose family has a sign that says “missionaries will be eaten” on the front door.
5. 
   Maycroft

   May 23, 2011 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

   Ethan looks better with that blue suit.

   • 
     Ettlesby

     December 2, 2011 at 9:25 pm | # | Reply

     That IS a pretty swanky suit.
6. 
   Aita

   December 19, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   I have a set of props in my coat-closet-thing that’s based on opening the door to solicitors, including a dildo-necktie, a tinfoil hat, and a couple of old porno mags. I’ll be damned if I don’t freak people out for intruding into my reality without my express permission.
7. 
   Il_Palazzo

   January 19, 2013 at 7:46 pm | # | Reply

   Has NO ONE noticed that what Ethan is holding resembles a male member?