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Joker

by David Willis on October 1, 2008 at 12:00 am
  • 09 - Rock Band Week

└ Tags: batman, clock king, harley quinn, joker, rock band, scarecrow

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  1. Danny
    Danny
    April 17, 2010 at 10:26 pm | # | Reply

    “Skullcrusher Mountain” by Jonathon Coulton!

    “…If you could find some way to be
    a little bit less afraid of me
    you’ll see the voices that control me
    inside my head say I shouldn’t kill you

    …yet.”

    • Fauxlosopher
      Fauxlosopher
      December 4, 2010 at 4:31 am | # | Reply

      This was a triumph. I’m making a note here:

      HUGE SUCCESS!

      • ilvos01
        ilvos01
        April 2, 2011 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

        it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

        • Dusk
          Dusk
          May 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm | # | Reply

          Aperture Science.

          We do what we must
          because we can.

          • Shade743
            Shade743
            June 14, 2011 at 12:46 pm | # | Reply

            For the good of all of us
            Except the ones who are dead

            • MacGravatar
              MacGravatar
              July 7, 2011 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

              But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
              You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
              And the Science gets done.
              And you make a neat gun.
              For the people who are still alive.
              I’m not even angry.
              I’m being so sincere right now.
              Even though you broke my heart.
              And killed me.
              And tore me to pieces.
              And threw every piece into a fire.
              As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
              Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
              And we’re out of beta.
              We’re releasing on time.
              So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
              Think of all the things we learned
              for the people who are still alive.
              Go ahead and leave me.
              I think I prefer to stay inside.
              Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
              Maybe Black Mesa
              THAT WAS A JOKE.
              HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
              Anyway, this cake is great.
              It’s so delicious and moist.
              Look at me still talking
              when there’s Science to do.
              When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
              I’ve experiments to run.
              There is research to be done.
              On the people who are still alive.
              And believe me I am still alive.
              I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
              I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
              While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
              And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
              STILL ALIVE
              STILL ALIVE

              I love this song!!! btw, the cake Israel!
              If you gotta rock, are you Charlie Brown, or Tom Petty?

              • TARDIS With A Hat
                TARDIS With A Hat
                June 1, 2012 at 4:50 pm | # | Reply

                The cake Israel? Is that like a cake named “Israel”, or a jewish cake or
                something ,or are saying that Israel is cake?

                • docmagnus
                  docmagnus
                  June 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm | #

                  The cake wrestles with God?

                • Platty
                  Platty
                  October 26, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

                  “the cake is real”…

              • GBGamer
                GBGamer
                November 27, 2012 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply

                Can’t do that thing anymore
                Can’t be the way I was before
                Maybe I am better off alone
                Because I crush everything
                And I crush everything
                And I crush everything

                • vsophi
                  vsophi
                  February 27, 2013 at 6:27 pm | #

                  It’s gonna be the future soon
                  I won’t always be this way
                  When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away
                  It’s gonna be the future soon
                  Never seen it quite so clear
                  When my heart is breaking I just close my eyes
                  It’s already here

  2. Disgruntled Mushroom
    Disgruntled Mushroom
    July 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    You’d think he likes Rock Band or something.

  3. nightingale666
    nightingale666
    August 13, 2010 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

    I’m Batman?

  4. Cinder
    Cinder
    September 15, 2010 at 3:11 am | # | Reply

    Now I can see where Robin got it from…

  5. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    December 12, 2010 at 8:55 am | # | Reply

    “JOKER!

    . . . I thought you said I could play bass!”

  6. SamClemensRIGL
    SamClemensRIGL
    December 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm | # | Reply

    Third time’s a charm.

  7. Phoequinox
    Phoequinox
    March 6, 2011 at 3:43 am | # | Reply

    I opted for “Code Monkey” because no one else likes “Skullcrusher Mountain”.:(

  8. Kelsey
    Kelsey
    March 22, 2011 at 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    Teamwork at its best.

  9. thatdude
    thatdude
    April 23, 2011 at 8:53 am | # | Reply

    JONATHAN COULTON APPROPRIATE BUT I STILL LIKE CODE MONKEY OR I FEEL FANTASTIC

  10. Jack
    Jack
    June 19, 2011 at 6:50 pm | # | Reply

    Rock is nothing but death and the rage of the beast!

  11. Javo2430
    Javo2430
    October 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

    I’ve been laughing like for an hour…this is priceless. Congrats Mr. Willis

  12. Dave who hates bad pet owners
    Dave who hates bad pet owners
    December 25, 2011 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

    How much are the makers of Rockband paying you Mr. Willis?

  13. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    October 4, 2012 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

    Clock King!

  14. Beastlybro7
    Beastlybro7
    February 22, 2013 at 10:33 pm | # | Reply

    This is a lot of advertising

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