Okay, so I pimped out my ride, started hanging out with a 19 year old blond, occasionally lie about my age, and keep changing my appearance to look younger and younger.
But I haven’t bought a guitar yet, so it’s not official!
About a year ago I caught myself lecturing my niece on the history of social networking and instant messaging. I even pulled out old cellphones. When she said “It’s like that walkie talkie you gave me!” I died a little inside. I’m only 22.
Try paying $2.99 or more for a comic book and remembering how pissed off you were went they went from 30 to 35 cents (assuming you were alive when that happened–in 1977).
Hey, if I was in your position I wouldn’t be complaining. Where I live, deluxes are $25 at Kmart, and $30 at ToysRus, and voyagers are $39 at Kmart and $45 at ToysRus.
I made the same realization a few weeks ago.
I have a friend that says stuff like that all the time. XD It’s hilarious.
believe me, when you hit your 30s, you start to feel it.
hell, I feel that way now and I’m only 25
I started feeling old when I realized the cashiers at drive thrus were mostly younger than me so at about 18
Maybe the Cheese Ethan has been invoking is Chuck E Cheese.
Heheh sucked in, you’re old! I’m only 15, sheesh and I thought I had that realization that there’s so many things I can’t do, like lose a baby tooth
Welp, at least I’m not as old as you! You’re all, what? twice as old as me? Sucko!
Your mom is sucko. For a nickel.
You paid a nickel? Hell, I got it for a penny. And it wasn’t even shiny.
About your teeth. We can arrange for you to lose some.
I bow to the wisdom of the elder man, especially since he’s been saying he’s 900 for atleast a couple centuries now…
Dammit, I am not having a midlife crisis!
Okay, so I pimped out my ride, started hanging out with a 19 year old blond, occasionally lie about my age, and keep changing my appearance to look younger and younger.
But I haven’t bought a guitar yet, so it’s not official!
About a year ago I caught myself lecturing my niece on the history of social networking and instant messaging. I even pulled out old cellphones. When she said “It’s like that walkie talkie you gave me!” I died a little inside. I’m only 22.
Try paying $2.99 or more for a comic book and remembering how pissed off you were went they went from 30 to 35 cents (assuming you were alive when that happened–in 1977).
And now Deluxes cost $15 and Toys R Us has Voyagers marked up to $27.
Also that $10 was worth less in 2008 than in 1996.
Hey, if I was in your position I wouldn’t be complaining. Where I live, deluxes are $25 at Kmart, and $30 at ToysRus, and voyagers are $39 at Kmart and $45 at ToysRus.