My WiiFit did this to me too. But instead of goodbye WiiFit it was goodbye self esteem.
It told me I was a tubbo. Instead of blasting the smug little bastard, I made lemonade (figuratively, I don’t really like lemonade).
And when I say “I made lemonade” I mean “I turned the little douche off and played Call of Duty 4 while eating chips”.
a reasonable response
The first time i read this I thought it said Turbo! I immediately assumed she never used Wii Fit and instead was using her hips(unsway optional) to play Super Mario Cart
A retired military friend of mine got this body class because his muscle mass was so high the game thought he was fat.
I can’t believe wii fit uses BMI. It’s a 1800s idea that has been shown to suck.
so the game ACTUALLY calls people “tubbo?”
Yeah, I thought the comic was just exaggerating.
Yeah, I’m too heavy for wiifit. It has a 300lb limit.
It called me big once, so I, uh, magically grew 6 inches.
I assume you aren’t talking about your height.
I think they mean they lied about their height (claiming to be 6 inches taller than they actually are) so that the Wii fit would calculate their BMI as being lower than it actually is.
I was making a penis joke.
lol…that is why i dont play wii fit.
The good reason not to play it is:
I hate the way it says “oh!” when you step on it.
I dunno, I think it screaming “holy shit!” would be worse than oh. hell of a lot funnier too, come to think of it.
Of course, the pervert in me would just step on and off in a vain attempt to see how long it took to give it an O.
This is exactly what happened to a friend of mine and they never wanted to get on it again. I guess after getting their money, the company doesn’t really care how you feel about it.
I swear, one of these days, I’ll step on and it’ll say “One at a time!”
Amber can die happily of an early heart attack, then. I have no patience for people who will not take care of their bodies.
Um, obviously she WANTS to do better with her body, otherwise she wouldn’t have gotten the game in the first place.
I think her issue’s more the fact the game outright INSULTED her, and she didn’t want any of that.
I have no patience for people who equate thinness with health. You don’t have to be thin to be healthy, you fucking moron.
I notice she grips the Wiimote in her fist like a child holds a crayon when she’s not using it. Wonder what that says about her personality.
I always hold it like the hilt of a sword, myself.
buy thing to get in shape
thing tells you to get in shape
throw thing away
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