Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (26) ¬

1. 
   Keryl

   September 20, 2010 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

   My WiiFit did this to me too. But instead of goodbye WiiFit it was goodbye self esteem.
2. 
   Malph

   October 8, 2010 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

   It told me I was a tubbo. Instead of blasting the smug little bastard, I made lemonade (figuratively, I don’t really like lemonade).

   And when I say “I made lemonade” I mean “I turned the little douche off and played Call of Duty 4 while eating chips”.

   • 
     DannKast

     December 20, 2010 at 4:25 am | # | Reply

     a reasonable response
3. 
   Ryubbert Narraetsor

   October 12, 2010 at 10:05 pm | # | Reply

   *facepalm*
4. 
   Benoojian

   October 21, 2010 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

   The first time i read this I thought it said Turbo! I immediately assumed she never used Wii Fit and instead was using her hips(unsway optional) to play Super Mario Cart
5. 
   No0ne

   October 23, 2010 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

   A retired military friend of mine got this body class because his muscle mass was so high the game thought he was fat.

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     Tyr

     June 24, 2011 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

     I can’t believe wii fit uses BMI. It’s a 1800s idea that has been shown to suck.
6. 
   TheSuperhoo

   November 19, 2010 at 11:40 pm | # | Reply

   so the game ACTUALLY calls people “tubbo?”
7. 
   Xandra

   December 10, 2010 at 3:59 am | # | Reply

   Yeah, I thought the comic was just exaggerating.
8. 
   TemplarKnight

   December 12, 2010 at 6:19 am | # | Reply

   Yeah, I’m too heavy for wiifit. It has a 300lb limit.
9. 
   Menachem Schmuel

   January 4, 2011 at 9:39 pm | # | Reply

   It called me big once, so I, uh, magically grew 6 inches.

   Problem solved.

   • 
     Tristan J

     January 9, 2011 at 9:22 pm | # | Reply

     I assume you aren’t talking about your height.

     • 
       A.non

       January 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm | # | Reply

       I think they mean they lied about their height (claiming to be 6 inches taller than they actually are) so that the Wii fit would calculate their BMI as being lower than it actually is.

       • 
         Tristan J

         April 7, 2011 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

         I was making a penis joke.

         • 
           foL

           May 14, 2013 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply

           A.non wasn’t.
10. 
    Brandon

    March 10, 2011 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

    lol…that is why i dont play wii fit.

    • 
      jeschr

      June 27, 2011 at 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      The good reason not to play it is:
      It sucks
11. 
    quietdevious1

    May 2, 2011 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

    I hate the way it says “oh!” when you step on it.
12. 
    Magnus369

    September 24, 2011 at 7:32 pm | # | Reply

    I dunno, I think it screaming “holy shit!” would be worse than oh. hell of a lot funnier too, come to think of it.

    Of course, the pervert in me would just step on and off in a vain attempt to see how long it took to give it an O.
13. 
    Kasamari

    October 2, 2011 at 10:58 pm | # | Reply

    This is exactly what happened to a friend of mine and they never wanted to get on it again. I guess after getting their money, the company doesn’t really care how you feel about it.
14. 
    Fausto

    November 3, 2011 at 6:07 am | # | Reply

    I swear, one of these days, I’ll step on and it’ll say “One at a time!”
15. 
    Twigs

    November 8, 2011 at 6:16 pm | # | Reply

    Amber can die happily of an early heart attack, then. I have no patience for people who will not take care of their bodies.

    • 
      Ragnal

      December 19, 2012 at 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      Um, obviously she WANTS to do better with her body, otherwise she wouldn’t have gotten the game in the first place.

      I think her issue’s more the fact the game outright INSULTED her, and she didn’t want any of that.
    • 
      Narf

      February 20, 2013 at 10:04 am | # | Reply

      I have no patience for people who equate thinness with health. You don’t have to be thin to be healthy, you fucking moron.
16. 
    thomas0comer

    November 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

    I notice she grips the Wiimote in her fist like a child holds a crayon when she’s not using it. Wonder what that says about her personality.
    I always hold it like the hilt of a sword, myself.
17. 
    mike

    July 15, 2012 at 1:43 pm | # | Reply

    buy thing to get in shape

    thing tells you to get in shape

    throw thing away

    makes sense.