Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (16) ¬

1. 
   Silka

   October 7, 2010 at 2:17 am | # | Reply

   *wince* Ouch, poor SubZ.
2. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm | # | Reply

   Batman does not kill!

   Which is why he trained hard to develop the skill to remove Sub-Zero’s spine without killing him.

   • 
     No0ne

     October 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

     He replacd it with the spare he had in his utility belt…
   • 
     plutherus

     October 31, 2010 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

     Except Superman, apparently.
     He’s killed Superman a couple of times at least…
3. 
   Aaron?

   November 16, 2010 at 10:20 pm | # | Reply

   yeah… how does he keep coming back? alternate universes?
4. 
   sjosten

   January 4, 2011 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

   Robin’s been living there for three years now (I think)! When did Ethan start living across the hall?
5. 
   mnk

   January 8, 2011 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

   Superman used his x-ray vision to make sure that Batman’s heart was still in his chest.
6. 
   Phoequinox

   March 4, 2011 at 10:25 pm | # | Reply

   Yeah, try arguing that MK point with people who’ve grown up loving it.

   “It’s all gimmicky blood and gore without any substance or required skill!”

   “Nuh-uh! Combos require skill and fatalities are hard to do and the graphics are way better than the cartoony Street Fighter ones!”

   “. . .Okay.”

   It’s about that point I ball up into a corner and cry.

   • 
     VersasoVantare

     September 18, 2011 at 5:40 pm | # | Reply

     Eh, I dunno mate, if people enjoyed the games why would you bother arguing with them to bother putting them off?

     • 
       Aita

       December 17, 2011 at 4:01 pm | # | Reply

       Because if people give money to bad things, then more people will make bad things trying to cash in on that money.

       If fewer people played Mortal Kombat and it’s clones, there’d be more Street Fighter clones… and if you enjoy Street Fighter style tournament play to gore-and-flash Mortal Kombat, then you’re serving your interests.

       • 
         mike

         July 15, 2012 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

         And if you prefer gore-and-flash Mortal Kombat to Street Fighter, you wouldn’t.
7. 
   KB_SBI

   June 19, 2011 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

   Ha, ha… Couldn’t have said it better. “MK” games are so lame. I would have never bought “MK Vs DCU” if it didn’t give me a chance to beat the crap out of other DC characters with Hal and Bruce inside the Batcave/on Oa.
   Gave it away as soon as Street Figher 4 came out.
8. 
   MacGravicharzard

   July 3, 2011 at 7:31 am | # | Reply

   lulz, I don’t think these guys would be bitchy about star wars…. but, then again, who knows?

   http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3468690201/
9. 
   dragoonchris

   February 28, 2012 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

   Actually it’s more like watered-down versions of fatalities than no fatalities.

   I bet fans are glad that MK is back being gory and not mediocre.
10. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 20, 2013 at 10:39 pm | # | Reply

    Subzero a butt hole and deserves to get despined l
11. 
    foL

    May 14, 2013 at 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Huh?
    It’s still A Poor Man’s Mike. I thought they ended that arc with the big “The End” they had three comics ago.