Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (16) ¬

1. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

   You’ve got to love the token Oscars they reserve every year for the summer blockbusters. IRON MAN 2 OR THE EXPENDABLES: WHO WILL WIN BEST SOUND EDITING THIS YEAR?
2. 
   Ragnal

   November 21, 2010 at 4:42 pm | # | Reply

   WAIT. People actually still give two craps about the Oscars? :O

   • 
     Plasma Mongoose

     March 29, 2011 at 5:03 am | # | Reply

     For sure, I cannot recall the last time I watched a movie based on its Oscars or lack thereof.
3. 
   Cormac

   December 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm | # | Reply

   Transformers would have SWEPT the Oscars if Megatron’s big plan had been to cause global warming!

   • 
     SamClemensRIGL

     December 20, 2010 at 9:46 pm | # | Reply

     Or if he invited Optimus Prime to go “camping”.

     • 
       Lesharo

       February 5, 2011 at 8:40 pm | # | Reply

       Or if instead of Megan Fox, they cast Taylor Lautner as the love interest.

       • 
         Tristan J

         April 7, 2011 at 5:57 am | # | Reply

         Or if it hadn’t sucked.

         I’m sorry, I haven’t even seen the movie, I just thought it funny.

         • 
           Rycr

           April 29, 2012 at 2:25 am | # | Reply

           Not sucking is the best way to lose every award you get nominated for. Only the worst movies win. The best movies get nominated, then lose.

           • 
             Iceheartt

             May 9, 2012 at 3:56 pm | # | Reply

             So by that logic, Return of the King must -really- suck, considering it s it swept the oscars that year.
4. 
   dragoonchris

   February 27, 2012 at 10:19 pm | # | Reply

   The GGI was awesome so how did it lost to a talking Polar Bear?
5. 
   Angel

   October 23, 2012 at 8:46 pm | # | Reply

   wait, Transformers was actually nominated for oscars?

   • 
     David Willis

     October 23, 2012 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply

     Three: Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Visual Effects
   • 
     Narf

     February 20, 2013 at 9:18 am | # | Reply

     Yeah it’s almost like the joke involved the fact that even being nominated for three Oscars is actually pretty impressive even if it didn’t win, and big bearded customer dude is missing the point by a few miles. :O

     • 
       foL

       May 13, 2013 at 3:26 am | # | Reply

       And yet, he still manages to make Ethan feel depressed about how badly the movie failed.
6. 
   Beastlybro7

   February 20, 2013 at 9:55 pm | # | Reply

   Damon Duncan you stone cold son of a gun
7. 
   Beastlybro7

   February 20, 2013 at 9:55 pm | # | Reply

   Damn