The soggies were Cap’n Crunch’s enemies. Cereal ads were much better when I was a kid; they new how to market things back then. Not like now, with those neon-colored boxes.
Know what I miss? The old Cookie Crisp commercials with the convict dog and the cop that chased him around. Never once wanted to even try the damn cereal, but I did enjoy the commercials.
I must be strange. I never liked cereal commercials. They always seemed to be about kids addicted to sugar chasing poor innocent animals. Now pop-tart commercials on the other hand…
I remember when Cap’n Crunch commercials actually had plots! You could do that in a one-minute spot, sort of.
“Arrr, I’l take that!”
“It’s Jean LaFoot, the barefoot pirate!”
“What be that creature?”
“Woy, Oy’m Soymon, the Quinegaroo!” (“Why, I’m Simon, the Quangaroo!”)
“Arr, at least he ain’t that Vanilly Crunch elephant whose name I can’t remember…”
I’m old.
Oh god, the Freakies jingle just popped into my headMAKEITSTOP!
You know what I wanna see? A Lucky Charms commercial where Lucky throws the cereal box at one of the kids’ heads, and then runs off yelling, “Here, you can HAVE me goddamned Lucky Charms!!”
I have this theory that cereal commercials are why this country is falling apart.
Think about it…
The cop who has nothing better to do but chase a guy and a dog who didn’t do anything other than like cookies for breakfast?
What I learned from Trix commercials is that it’s okay to discriminate (Silly
Rabbit, Trix are for kids!),
Lucky Charms? Black magic? Discriminating against the Irish again.
Anyone remember when there 3 chefs on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials? Is it just me or did the fat one get fatter about the time the other two disappeared?
i never understood this one.
shes starting to crack under the strain of fighting back the drama.
The soggies were Cap’n Crunch’s enemies. Cereal ads were much better when I was a kid; they new how to market things back then. Not like now, with those neon-colored boxes.
I can see some kids on your lawn.
*Angrily shakes a cane at them thinking its his lawn*
No, Robin! The Soggies will NEVER rule so long as Cap’n Horatio Magellan Crunch is able to fight!
Horatio Magellan Crunch?
Please tell me that’s canon somehow.
I miss old TV
Cheese don’t we all.
Well, this looks fun. Now to wait a few years for it to make sense.
Holy cow, did you ever call it… xD
http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/soggies/
Called it nothing, I commented the same day as you! XD
Know what I miss? The old Cookie Crisp commercials with the convict dog and the cop that chased him around. Never once wanted to even try the damn cereal, but I did enjoy the commercials.
I must be strange. I never liked cereal commercials. They always seemed to be about kids addicted to sugar chasing poor innocent animals. Now pop-tart commercials on the other hand…
SOGGIES MAY RULE
I remember when Cap’n Crunch commercials actually had plots! You could do that in a one-minute spot, sort of.
“Arrr, I’l take that!”
“It’s Jean LaFoot, the barefoot pirate!”
“What be that creature?”
“Woy, Oy’m Soymon, the Quinegaroo!” (“Why, I’m Simon, the Quangaroo!”)
“Arr, at least he ain’t that Vanilly Crunch elephant whose name I can’t remember…”
I’m old.
Oh god, the Freakies jingle just popped into my headMAKEITSTOP!
classic Robin
anyone remember a flavored peanut butter? The commercials were tbe greatest. It featjed an eleohant a(of corse) can’t think of the product name tho.
You know what I wanna see? A Lucky Charms commercial where Lucky throws the cereal box at one of the kids’ heads, and then runs off yelling, “Here, you can HAVE me goddamned Lucky Charms!!”
WTF? Why is my comment up here and at the bottom?? I only posted it once!! *brain is boiling!*
IT DID IT AGAIN!!!!! MY BRAAIIIIN!! >~<
Here from the 5/08/11 comic!
It’s not May 8th, foreign scum! 8/5/11 is the proper way to write it… IN AMERICA.
I have this theory that cereal commercials are why this country is falling apart.
Think about it…
The cop who has nothing better to do but chase a guy and a dog who didn’t do anything other than like cookies for breakfast?
What I learned from Trix commercials is that it’s okay to discriminate (Silly
Rabbit, Trix are for kids!),
Lucky Charms? Black magic? Discriminating against the Irish again.
Anyone remember when there 3 chefs on the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials? Is it just me or did the fat one get fatter about the time the other two disappeared?
That’s just my strangeness again though.
I am shocked to learn that the url SoggiesMayRule.com actually works…
That’s how we know just how dedicated David is to fighting off the Soggy menace.
Holy Metamoorian Jazz, Willis! Nice one.
“What, I have an audience? These things aren’t just to please myself?”
I still need to know if Spider-Man ever succeeded in locating Captain Crunch.
What
I thought Robin was going in for the kiss at first.