I work at a gas station, and whenever an older man buys a bunch of candy, that’s what I’ve always wanted to say, “You’re buying a lot of candy. Are you a pedophile?”
We’re not allowed to. And whenever I go into a store with any of my kids, I get looked at like I’m some kind of sick pervert. Or in a few cases, I’ve had people talk directly to my daughter with them in between us and ask if they needed to call the cops for her.
So yeah… if you are male and starting to grey (or in my case mostly grey) stay home, hide in the garage and just glare at people. Apparently we’re not supposed to do anything else.
Oh hey, I have that Megatron he’s holding. I got it on clearance at a comic shop one time. … At the risk of sounding like an awful customer – I soon found out that THAT Megatron toy was nowhere near as cool as the one a neighbor had when I was younger.
The start of a beautiful friendship.
Great first impression! XD
I totally have to use that one day. XD
40 year old virgin..?
Children also have a lot of toys, usually….
Hmmm…
I work at a gas station, and whenever an older man buys a bunch of candy, that’s what I’ve always wanted to say, “You’re buying a lot of candy. Are you a pedophile?”
That would explain the FREE CANDY van around the corner…
I never understood why 40-year-old men can’t have 40-year-old toys. Or anything stereotypically childish [squirt guns, candy...]
We’re not allowed to. And whenever I go into a store with any of my kids, I get looked at like I’m some kind of sick pervert. Or in a few cases, I’ve had people talk directly to my daughter with them in between us and ask if they needed to call the cops for her.
So yeah… if you are male and starting to grey (or in my case mostly grey) stay home, hide in the garage and just glare at people. Apparently we’re not supposed to do anything else.
Who’s a Peter File?
I’M Peter File! PETER FILE! I AM PETER FILE! That’s me, I’m PETER FILE! I AM PEEETER FIIILE
Aaaand context: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaKDnSIb4c
Oh hey, I have that Megatron he’s holding. I got it on clearance at a comic shop one time. … At the risk of sounding like an awful customer – I soon found out that THAT Megatron toy was nowhere near as cool as the one a neighbor had when I was younger.
that’s the best she could’ve said!
How does your foot taste, Amber?
amber acts more and more like me with every comic i read.
p.s. L: love the IT Crowd referance. i freaking love that show. Moss is the best.
Last time I asked someone this we didn’t exactly become friends…
This is why Amber is so adorable.
And they went on to be best friends
The “drama” parts are by far the funniest.