Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (12) ¬

1. 
   George

   November 24, 2010 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

   THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!

   Just kidding. I’ve read this before. Still my first reaction whenever I read this though.
2. 
   Lesharo

   February 4, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

   No, wait…still missing Famine.
   Mike is Death.
   Galasso is War.
   And Faz is just a Pestilence.
   (in case you were wondering)

   • 
     ryan

     April 27, 2011 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply

     the closest i can come up with is ninja rick, but that’s only if he fits the anime/manga hero stereotype of being able to eat hundreds of pounds of food during a meal.
   • 
     Doctor Who

     June 21, 2011 at 11:10 am | # | Reply

     I think it could be Robin. She’s thin and if there is any sugar around her, it will vanish.

     • 
       Viktor

       July 14, 2011 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

       Definitely Robin. Mike is cruel, Faz is self-serving, and Galasso is ambitious. Robin is silly. That’s the catalyst the other 3 need.
   • 
     Dragoonchris

     January 31, 2012 at 7:22 pm | # | Reply

     Maybe Head Alien II is Famine
   • 
     Mayhemzero

     October 20, 2012 at 11:37 am | # | Reply

     Mike counts as two horsemen of the Apocalypse, so there’s our fourth.
3. 
   Echoloco

   April 13, 2011 at 7:14 pm | # | Reply

   I can imagine Robin popping up out of nowhere and saying “I’ll build the nuclear bunker”.
4. 
   Shay Crest

   June 20, 2011 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

   That is the worst omen possible. When Galasso, Mike, and Faz are together.

   • 
     Slagathor

     April 15, 2012 at 11:05 am | # | Reply

     There is worse…George Busg, Mike, and Faz
   • 
     Slagathor

     April 15, 2012 at 11:05 am | # | Reply

     There is worse…George Bush, Mike, and Faz

     • 
       Comrade

       May 20, 2013 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

       Even worse: Mike, Galasso, and Josef Stalin in the same room.

       Five minutes later Stalin walks out all ‘these guys are FUCKED UP’.