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Falsechoice

by David Willis on November 24, 2006 at 12:00 am
  • 04 - Girls Kiss in this Story

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  1. Rigugonkai
    Rigugonkai
    October 1, 2010 at 11:15 pm | # | Reply

    send it back and ask for a refund lol

    • Portmaneau
      Portmaneau
      November 28, 2012 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

      And a nickel to take the pamphlet writer’s mom on a night out.

  2. JacquieH
    JacquieH
    October 27, 2010 at 9:00 pm | # | Reply

    Well, uhm, Optimus Prime is red!

    And blue… Optimus Prime is a true American! :O

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      January 9, 2011 at 2:12 am | # | Reply

      Optimus Prime wears red, blue and white.

      The Australian flag is red, blue and white.

      Australia is well-known for being sports-mad.

      Communism is madness.

      Therefore Optimus Prime is a communist.

      • Jayzor!
        Jayzor!
        March 24, 2011 at 12:43 pm | # | Reply

        This makes my soul laugh.

      • Bobthecheesecake
        Bobthecheesecake
        April 14, 2011 at 6:14 pm | # | Reply

        …Mr. Beck? :P

      • Exposition
        Exposition
        August 31, 2011 at 5:58 pm | # | Reply

        http://jonnyengland.wordpress.com/2007/01/16/another-thing-that-penguins-arent-very-good-at/

      • NinjaMaid
        NinjaMaid
        December 6, 2012 at 8:41 pm | # | Reply

        An easier conection would’ve been Russia…

      • SyntheticPhylum
        SyntheticPhylum
        June 3, 2013 at 12:41 pm | # | Reply

        Till all are one!

  3. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    February 2, 2011 at 11:32 pm | # | Reply

    See, I interpret a “sea of red” as blood. Lots and lots of blood. So they want the troops to come home to a bloody America.

    …Maybe I should stop commenting on political comments. I don’t think they help me in any way. >_>

    • TooLazyToGetAnAccount
      TooLazyToGetAnAccount
      March 15, 2011 at 2:22 pm | # | Reply

      THAT’S IT!!!! We must slit every wrist in America.

      FOR PATRIOTISM.

      • TooLazyToGetAnAccount
        TooLazyToGetAnAccount
        March 15, 2011 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

        I am a horrible, twisted person… and proud of it.

        • Rossamo
          Rossamo
          March 30, 2012 at 4:57 am | # | Reply

          Your avatar is Skeletor. We expected nothing less from you.

  4. Curious
    Curious
    March 28, 2011 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

    Is there some reason why the oh so awful sacrifice of putting on a different color piece of clothing on a specific day to show you remember and support the people who put their lives on the line and life on hold to defend you and all you care about, including spending hours with toys and comics and anime, is a subject for derision and verbal diminution? You want an result, it makes all the wives and children and husbands and parents of those soldiers feel better that someone else gives a damn that they’re living in hell living every day with the empty hole in their life where the service member over there in harm’s way.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      March 28, 2011 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

      My brother’s in Iraq.

      • The Dude
        The Dude
        April 10, 2011 at 1:48 pm | # | Reply

        lol Curiosity = owned. :P Hope your brother is doing well, David.

      • Innocence
        Innocence
        June 27, 2011 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

        Aww that’s so noble of him to try to help out in foreign countries like that I hope he’s ok. ^_^

      • ELeeMacFall
        ELeeMacFall
        July 18, 2011 at 3:39 pm | # | Reply

        Clearly, you are lying to yourself.

        Everyone knows that if you oppose the war (and by extension want the troops home safe), you hate the troops. If you really had a brother in Iraq, you would want him to be constantly at risk of DEATH!!!!!! Because nothing says “patriotism” like blindly following the orders of the political class. You know, like the Founding Fathers did.

        • thomas0comer
          thomas0comer
          November 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply

          I am absolutely horrified that the internet has made it so that I need to ask this, but:
          Sarcasm?

      • Kasamari
        Kasamari
        September 30, 2011 at 4:12 pm | # | Reply

        My wife spent a year in Afghanistan, about a year home, and is now in Kuwait. I miss my wife, our friends, and I worry about them constantly but I hate those chain letters.

  5. Rich
    Rich
    May 26, 2011 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    I wish I had seen this when it was new. I would have replaced “Red” with “Blue” and sent it on.

    • Rycr
      Rycr
      April 28, 2012 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

      I would’ve replaced it with, like, “cheese” or something.

      And then every Friday I’d go out looking for someone who actually took it seriously.

  6. Uhh.
    Uhh.
    August 30, 2011 at 5:21 pm | # | Reply

    I want to point out how i think this letter is trying to support terrorists by making ever american civilian into a red shirt.

    • George
      George
      May 11, 2012 at 11:35 pm | # | Reply

      I think the author of this letter knows of a plot to kill the President on a Friday using automatic weapons and figures that a sufficiently large number of redshirts will protect him due to their irresistible gunfire-, monster-, and death ray-attracting powers.

  7. M
    M
    January 20, 2012 at 2:46 pm | # | Reply

    Browncoats forever!

  8. The Scout
    The Scout
    June 24, 2012 at 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    The football is a lie

  9. mike
    mike
    July 13, 2012 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

    I’m in the military, and these things are the biggest fucking loads of bullshit ever

    you know how my family supports me? communication.

  10. ineichen
    ineichen
    August 12, 2012 at 4:41 pm | # | Reply

    heh id love better body armor that lasts more than one or two shots over everyone one wearing a red shirt…just saying

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