Yeah. I get to look forward to this this year. It’s my first retail job.
It’s nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is. People are just pussies.
I know, right? A few deaths and a bomb scare, and people just turn to whimpering husks.
Ahh… rereading through the archives, and relishing the fact that I will NEVER work Black Friday again. Because I take trips out of state, and warn my boss months in advance so I’m always the first one to ask off. Part-time, biznatch!
I’ve been in retail for 5 1/2 years. I worked Black Friday once. Never again the burning times.
eh, wasnt that bad the two times i did it selling video games. what sucked was trying to go eat lunch. every 12 seconds,
lady-”can you help me”
me-”cause i have a date with a pickle.”
That last sentence could be construed in so many delightful ways.
Do not confuse pickles for cucumbers. Pickles absolutely do not belong in lower orifices.
And cucumbers are supposed to?
Ono on! Insert Regina Spector’s “Reading Time with Pickle”
I worked in a mall for a couple years and learned one thing: I will NEVER go shopping on Black Friday. People are insane.
you just figured that out
When I go shopping on Black Friday, I tend to bring along body armor, a machete, a belt of grenades, an assault rifle or two (w/ extra ammo), two large-caliber handguns, a flamethrower, and some kind of guided missile launcher — and that’s just for self-defense. I look like a pacifist there.
I never had a problem with making returns on black Friday maybe that’s why my family always sends me into the stores instead of going in themselves?
It’s when you find yourself unable to dismiss pejorative comments from your poster that you know you’re in trouble.
Why don’t some people understand that working in retail means you can’t visit family.
I mean high roadblock
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