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by David Willis on November 10, 2006 at 12:00 am
  • 03 - Whoremongering

└ Tags: ethan, power rangers

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  1. Trism
    Trism
    October 9, 2010 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply

    Ah come on, Power Ranger wasn’t that bad =o)

    • Escadia
      Escadia
      November 6, 2010 at 4:31 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, it was… A bunch of friends and I recently watched a bunch of pilots to shows we used to think were awesome when we were kids, and those really are the first lines. They were so hammy, we couldn’t stop laughing…

      • Escadia
        Escadia
        November 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply

        WHAT??? WHY DID IT GIVE ME A MY LITTLE PONY AVATAR???

        Oh my God, there’s tears in my eyes. That’s hilarious.

        • DannKast
          DannKast
          December 17, 2010 at 4:28 am | # | Reply

          You’re Sodomuffin! lol

        • Shadow12000
          Shadow12000
          January 14, 2011 at 3:24 am | # | Reply

          Karma

        • TooLazyToGetAnAccount
          TooLazyToGetAnAccount
          March 15, 2011 at 1:53 pm | # | Reply

          Hey, it gave me this yellow-and-purple Taskmaster thing. Though I guess that actually counts as cool…

          • ViceOfGreed
            ViceOfGreed
            May 14, 2011 at 5:25 pm | # | Reply

            Ha, the ten minutes I devoted to setting up my constant avatar have now been proved “so worth it”. XD

          • gripemaster
            gripemaster
            December 13, 2011 at 9:23 am | # | Reply

            The “yellow and purple Taskmaster thing” is Skeletor. Why don’t you know about Skeletor?

          • Valdrax
            Valdrax
            April 7, 2013 at 1:53 pm | # | Reply

            You’re lucky. I’ve got this red, florists’ delivery logo guy.

      • Ragnal
        Ragnal
        February 2, 2011 at 10:28 pm | # | Reply

        Except they aren’t. They’re present in the theme song, yes, but it more or less sums up the story, much like Transformers’ theme, except without lyrics. The ACTUAL first lines are uttered by astronauts on the moon.

        • Il_Palazzo
          Il_Palazzo
          January 17, 2013 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

          “Hey, what’s that?”
          “Looks like a space dumpster”

  2. JacquieH
    JacquieH
    October 27, 2010 at 8:34 pm | # | Reply

    Say what you want about Power Rangers. The original theme song will get stuck in your head and eat your brain!

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      December 11, 2011 at 10:15 pm | # | Reply

      Wasserman knows how to write a catchy tune, that’s for certain.

    • Rossamo
      Rossamo
      March 30, 2012 at 4:38 am | # | Reply

      GO GO POWER RANGERS!

  3. Skrattybones
    Skrattybones
    October 29, 2010 at 11:38 pm | # | Reply

    You are correct about the theme song. It’s got way too many squeedelies to not be amazing.

  4. Xandra
    Xandra
    November 19, 2010 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

    I have the theme song on my phone and the beepy thing noise is my ring tone. It’s HORRIBLE but in an awesome way, I have a really old video and I can’t stand it, but I love it. And hey, I’m only 15

  5. 1SpacyHammond
    1SpacyHammond
    December 6, 2010 at 6:08 pm | # | Reply

    You have to put those horrible scripts in context: between fight scenes and commercial breaks, they have approximately 10 minutes in which to tell a story with 8-10 main characters (including Bulk, Skull, and one-shot catalyst characters) that makes sense to a grade-school audience. If the story involves something else that you can use stock footage for, like dirt bike racing or skiing, the scriptwriters have five minutes.

  6. chrisleech
    chrisleech
    December 13, 2010 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

    alpha: aye aye aye aye aye

  7. AndyB
    AndyB
    December 19, 2010 at 4:25 pm | # | Reply

    This is by far Ethan’s least attractive moment to me. Gay dorks are wonderful. Gay dorks who hate powerrangers are insane. WHAT ABOUT THE COLORFUL SPANDEX!!! You are obligated to love the spandex!
    (Not to mention that the yellow ranger in the stock footage is a boy with a crotch bulge. There’s something a little queer with that.)

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      February 2, 2011 at 10:29 pm | # | Reply

      I agree, though it’s more “how do you not enjoy robots that transform into larger robots”?

      Then again, I don’t think I’ve seen an SP! strip about Voltron anywhere. Odd, that.

      • Dragoonchris
        Dragoonchris
        January 12, 2012 at 7:48 pm | # | Reply

        I’m sure some Spider-man fans who saw the opening of the Japanese live-action show didn’t go “Wow a giant robot”. It was more like “WTF”

  8. Kotsu
    Kotsu
    January 4, 2011 at 5:41 am | # | Reply

    I was watching the first episodes recently and loved them because they were incredibly cheezy. I couldn’t stop laughing at Rita and her zany antics.

  9. SonicBlueRanger
    SonicBlueRanger
    July 16, 2011 at 11:50 am | # | Reply

    Ha ha silly Willis there aren’t full Power Rangers season DVD’s…yet.

    • Chadamis
      Chadamis
      July 22, 2011 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

      Oh yes there are. And they are all available on Netflix instant viewing.

    • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
      February 5, 2013 at 11:53 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, SHOUT factory didn’t come out with them until last year. The DVD’s were very rare and YouTube was the only place that had Power Rangers until 2011. Trust me, I’ve ran the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Re-Airing 2010 fan page on Facebook since December 2009 and couldn’t find any DVD’s until last year.

      • Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
        February 5, 2013 at 11:55 pm | # | Reply

        How do I know this? I get the inside information e-mails. I also am friends with Blake Anthony Foster, Paul Schrier, Catherine Sutherland and talk with Jason David Frank on his fan page

  10. Khalia
    Khalia
    July 22, 2011 at 3:52 pm | # | Reply

    Hehe, all shows seem to be based off that line. “Get me a bunch of teenagers with attitude” and don’t forget “and they have to come with a scientist uncle or something that can be sciency”

  11. BeardlessDayne
    BeardlessDayne
    August 29, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    watch the stock footage carefully, the yellow ranger is a guy

  12. Jan arrah
    Jan arrah
    September 15, 2011 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

    Yes Yellow Ranger is a guy b/c in Super Sentai the only girl was the pink ranger, so when they brought it here they thought it would be better to have another girl and since she was Asian she should be the new yellow ranger just like the black guy had to be the black ranger.

    • Rossamo
      Rossamo
      March 30, 2012 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

      I would LOVE to hear the writers say how that’s not racist.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        July 9, 2012 at 10:12 am | # | Reply

        If I remember correctly the official explanation was that nobody noticed what had been done until it was too late.

  13. Nathan
    Nathan
    October 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

    Anyone who doesn’t love Rita Repulsa’s line at the beginning of the intro theme has serious issues. That’s one of my favourite things to randomly shout.

  14. ajm5007
    ajm5007
    December 11, 2011 at 10:06 am | # | Reply

    As Ethan has already pointed out, the beginning of He-Man was just as awful, yet I had my mom tape it every day because my bus didn’t get home in time for me to catch the first half.

  15. Dragoonchris
    Dragoonchris
    January 12, 2012 at 7:44 pm | # | Reply

    I didn’t like the series at the time because they try to replace Ninja Turtles popularity. I try to watch but I stop when Vash/Ichigo/Lulu/Izaya/Firion came around.

    I see the Millennium Falcon in the Easter Basket.

  16. M
    M
    January 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm | # | Reply

    The most commented on comic so far. It’s about power rangers. *sigh*

  17. Chris
    Chris
    March 20, 2012 at 9:14 pm | # | Reply

    Dude, at least wait until the show actually starts before you decide you hate it!

  18. Ronnie
    Ronnie
    July 19, 2012 at 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    More evidence Willis is a time-traveler- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers DVDs were a myth until Saban’s buying the property.

  19. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    August 24, 2012 at 1:38 pm | # | Reply

    Even though I, like Ethan, was born a few years to early to be a Power Rangers fan (still watched it because my little brother was obsessed with it), if there was ONE thing I adored about that show it was Rita. Barbara Goodson’s performance was utterly hamtacular.

    I remember playing Disgaea for the first time 10 years later and wondering why the hell Laharl sounded so familiar. Took an hour or two before it hit me that I was waiting for him to scream “I have a headache!”

  20. Beastlybro7
    Beastlybro7
    February 20, 2013 at 10:42 am | # | Reply

    Ethan go back . And watch it alllll

  21. Bam_Kapowski
    Bam_Kapowski
    April 14, 2013 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

    Ha, I just recently watched the first season again on Netflix and I couldn’t help but laugh at that line every time I heard it.

  22. Joseph
    Joseph
    May 11, 2013 at 4:15 am | # | Reply

    Nooooo you bastard! How would you feel if someone watched only 5 seconds of Transformers before deciding it was stupid and turning it off?

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