Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (25) ¬

1. 
   Axel IX

   June 18, 2010 at 7:26 am | # | Reply

   Oh… Oh no…
2. 
   Hewlett

   July 18, 2010 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

   Ah, the loathsome being that is that sort of guy. Who else thinks this is actually how these people would behave if they reproduce?

   • 
     Wackd

     September 14, 2010 at 9:33 pm | # | Reply

     I don’t. Keeping your prized possessions in good working order > hating on stuff that would prevent the need to sully said possessions.

     Probably.
3. 
   Rigugonkai

   October 1, 2010 at 9:45 pm | # | Reply

   can we burn them and say there not human?

   • 
     Cormac

     December 7, 2010 at 10:32 pm | # | Reply

     …not in that order…
   • 
     Valdrax

     April 7, 2013 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

     Well, he is a bit of strawman, so yes to both counts!
4. 
   Robert in San Diego

   December 12, 2010 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

   If this guy’s in a tizzy about Transformers and Ninja Turtles, I can’t wait to see his reaction to Linkin Logs and Slinky reissues.
5. 
   SamClemensRIGL

   December 14, 2010 at 8:49 am | # | Reply

   Sacktap! Haha! …permanently. o_o
6. 
   Munchi

   January 15, 2011 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

   Oh… my….

   I need you to know that this was my father XD.

   • 
     Lesharo

     February 3, 2011 at 10:24 pm | # | Reply

     That’s all very well and good for you, but what about our needs?
7. 
   Phoequinox

   February 28, 2011 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply

   Sadly, I was once of this mind. I suppose one brain-rotting cartoon/toy/video game/movie is as bad as any other. But can we at least agree that every kid should own Legos?

   • 
     tiggerpete

     April 18, 2011 at 3:57 pm | # | Reply

     yes there should be a law requiring kids to play with legos, for legos are awesome

     • 
       Paul1963

       May 15, 2011 at 11:53 am | # | Reply

       My nephews, ages 11 and 8, would heartily endorse such a law as they are obsessed with all things Lego.
   • 
     jeschr

     June 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm | # | Reply

     i heard that playing with lego is a form of therapy. i think it was james may, who claimed it on some show where he built an actual house of lego.

     • 
       Malph

       August 28, 2011 at 11:23 pm | # | Reply

       If Captain Slow says it, it must be a fact!
   • 
     Rycr

     April 28, 2012 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

     I wish I still had my Legos. Of all the bad decisions I’ve ever made, I regret getting rid of my Legos more than anything else.
8. 
   SonicBlueRanger

   July 16, 2011 at 10:15 am | # | Reply

   Anyone who denies their son Power Rangers is heartless.
9. 
   Dave who hates bad pet owners

   December 6, 2011 at 3:02 am | # | Reply

   I wish Legos weren’t so damn expensive.

   Also please give the main character in this story (the son of Shaggy and Velma, I’m assuming) a molten glass enema.
10. 
    dragoonchris

    January 10, 2012 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply

    I hate purests but this jerk is making his kid have a boring childhood. I truely hate this guy.
11. 
    _ellison

    February 21, 2012 at 10:23 am | # | Reply

    Rape is not what a toy company does to your childhood. Grow a frontal lobe and stop diminishing a despicable, violating crime.
12. 
    TARDIS With A Hat

    June 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    I want to punch that guy in he face.

    No, I take that back, I want MIKE to punch this guy in the face. repeatedly.

    • 
      dcmeserve

      February 23, 2013 at 4:17 am | # | Reply

      Yes, yes there we go.
13. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 20, 2013 at 9:26 am | # | Reply

    I think he should die a furry death
14. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 20, 2013 at 9:27 am | # | Reply

    Auto correct I meant firey

    • 
      dcmeserve

      February 23, 2013 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

      No no, furry sounds plenty nasty…