Faz. He grows on you after a while.
Like a fungus.
A fungus that emits noxious gases.
While slowly dissolving your flesh.
And it constantly talks about passages from old physics textbooks, tax laws, and politics. In Elmo’s voice.
Elmo’s voice? Now that’s just WRONG!
And it’s stuck! I can’t un-hear it!
Oh god, Elmo even refers to himself in the third person! Now I will forever hear that!
Like a tumor.
“Sure. Batman. Transformers. Guys who look like Batman. Girls who bring our my nurturing instinct. Oh, and Batman.”
Can anyone tell me why Faz isn’t dead yet? Die, you stupid mushroom, DIE! I know what Ethan should do! He should tell Amber to fetch his trusty Fisher Price vacuum so he can start beating up Faz. But then Mike will come over and beats up Ethan, saying that it’s his job.
That is one DAPPER mustache. Faz is not worthy of such a mustache.
You know what’s worst than the oblivious disguise, changing right in front of him.
that was what I was going to say.
I thought. The disguise was perfect
Why does he have Lorax moustach?
Why does he have a Lorax moustach?
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