Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (18) ¬

1. 
   Rodrigo

   July 20, 2010 at 5:01 pm | # | Reply

   Is that god?

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     Quantum Polagnus

     May 13, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

     Yes, Rodrigo. Bask in His noodly glory! If you’re especially lucky, he might reward you with some bread sticks. I hear the FSM makes some amazing bread sticks.
2. 
   Silka

   September 28, 2010 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

   Flying spaghetti monster, eeeee! XD

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     Fauxlosopher

     December 3, 2010 at 2:41 am | # | Reply

     You, too, have been touched by His Noodley Appendage?
3. 
   Rigugonkai

   October 1, 2010 at 9:15 pm | # | Reply

   its a girl after she made love to faz

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     Quintus Apple Jackson

     December 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply

     Too true.
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     chrisleech

     December 13, 2010 at 3:48 am | # | Reply

     a girl made love to Faz????
4. 
   Ngrasta

   February 21, 2011 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

   Old D&D monster. Can’t remember the name. Might post it if I can find it.

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     Dylan

     March 27, 2011 at 5:53 pm | # | Reply

     The Watcher, I believe. Though that’s actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It’s basically a joke on religion. And those who believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster are called Pastafarians.

     • 
       ilvos01

       April 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm | # | Reply

       Pirates are sacred.
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       RawrB3

       April 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

       well i don’t really think he’s a joke on religion it’s just someone said that he was JUST as plausible as god when people were deciding if Kentucky was it? was going to teach “intelligent design” so that they would have to teach about fsm too
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     Hythian

     April 19, 2011 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

     Looks a little bit like a Flumph, from the AD&D Fiend Folio way way way back in the day.
5. 
   NeoDarklight

   February 28, 2011 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

   All hail his noodliness.
6. 
   Romanticide

   April 10, 2011 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

   God I know.
7. 
   bob the destroyer

   April 22, 2011 at 10:41 am | # | Reply

   ALL HAIL HIS NOODLINESS!
   ALL HAIL HIS NOODLINESS!
   ALL HAIL HIS NOODLINESS!
   Ah, the good ol’ FSM. He’s basically the result of an attempt to convince the Kansas school board that, while some people may believe so, creationism is not the reigning scientific theory and as such should not be taught in school as if it was. Interestingly enough, tons of people latched onto Pastafarianism and treated it like a normal religion (seriously or not, I don’t know), sparking a mini-war between a group of Christians and the Pastafarians. The end result was articles like “Been blessed by his noodly appendage? Then contact the police and report the rape” and “The priests just want the raping to themselves.” Please note that, while a parody religion, it is NOT a false religion, it is a real one, albeit a somewhat entertaining one, and warrants at least some respect as such.

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     Stugol

     August 8, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

     Er, no. While quite amusing as a parody, it most definitely is NOT a “real” religion. Reason being, nobody seriously believes in it. It exists for the sole purpose of ridiculing mainstream religion, and as such I support it wholeheartedly.
8. 
   chrisleech

   December 28, 2011 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

   all I know is that it appeared in Zortic shortly before the comic was remade and most of the original comic was taken down
9. 
   Myk

   June 7, 2012 at 7:49 am | # | Reply

   Fckk the stupid FSM!
   Raptor Jesus pwns all!
   He went extinct for your sins!

   –Myk