That’s it.
Pry open wound Fill with salt Sprinkle with lemon juice Place thumb on full wound Now grind
actually, for it to be quite that bad, he’d have to sleep with her boyfriend too.
The irony is so thick I can taste it. No, seriously: it tastes like a cupcake with vanilla frosting & sprinkles.
Oh that sounds delicious I want irony now
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That’s it.
Pry open wound
Fill with salt
Sprinkle with lemon juice
Place thumb on full wound
Now grind
actually, for it to be quite that bad, he’d have to sleep with her boyfriend too.
The irony is so thick I can taste it. No, seriously: it tastes like a cupcake with vanilla frosting & sprinkles.
Oh that sounds delicious I want irony now