Star Wars necrophiliacs? whats next Star Wars amputee fetishists?
….don’t answer that.
Oh yeah Luke, cut off your hand. Yeah, that’s how I like it.
The final battle scene of Revenge of the Sith was like porn for them.
Mmmm….oh yeah…. I want to go to Cloud City and find that hand Luke left behind. Don’t ask me why
I do too. I want to go so that I can shoot the hand and swear a lot about how Luke is a Douche.
You won’t find that hand. The Imperials recovered it and used it to make an evil Luke Clone. He used Anakins old LS that was still with the hand and was killed by Mara Jade after a fight with real Luke where he almost killed him. It’s all in Timothy Zahn’s book “The last Command”!
…the HELL is wrong with these people?! XD
Darn necrophiles shift another election. They’re the reason all our money has pictures of dead people on it!
Geez, you’d think more people would have voted for “Jar-Jar Binks with Self-Immolation!”
so wait… if luke went back and got his old hand after he has his new hand…
would that be like cheating on himself with his ex?
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