Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (10) ¬

1. 
   Noble Bear

   May 6, 2010 at 7:13 am | # | Reply

   Star Wars necrophiliacs? whats next Star Wars amputee fetishists?

   ….don’t answer that.

   • 
     Joebo

     December 17, 2010 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

     Oh yeah Luke, cut off your hand. Yeah, that’s how I like it.
   • 
     Lollertron

     July 12, 2011 at 8:23 am | # | Reply

     The final battle scene of Revenge of the Sith was like porn for them.
2. 
   Zefu

   November 26, 2010 at 10:58 pm | # | Reply

   Mmmm….oh yeah…. I want to go to Cloud City and find that hand Luke left behind. Don’t ask me why

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     sjosten

     January 24, 2011 at 11:56 pm | # | Reply

     I do too. I want to go so that I can shoot the hand and swear a lot about how Luke is a Douche.
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     Skyknight

     January 2, 2013 at 7:02 am | # | Reply

     You won’t find that hand. The Imperials recovered it and used it to make an evil Luke Clone. He used Anakins old LS that was still with the hand and was killed by Mara Jade after a fight with real Luke where he almost killed him. It’s all in Timothy Zahn’s book “The last Command”!
3. 
   Ragnal

   February 2, 2011 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

   …the HELL is wrong with these people?! XD
4. 
   Doctor Who

   April 19, 2011 at 11:05 am | # | Reply

   Darn necrophiles shift another election. They’re the reason all our money has pictures of dead people on it!
5. 
   Palmetto

   June 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

   Geez, you’d think more people would have voted for “Jar-Jar Binks with Self-Immolation!”
6. 
   Magnus369

   September 23, 2011 at 7:30 pm | # | Reply

   so wait… if luke went back and got his old hand after he has his new hand…

   would that be like cheating on himself with his ex?