Man, Faz actually figured out the Kinsey scale for a second there.
Wait…did Faz just say he’s gay?
well, going on pure experience, his only had sex with Ninja Rick, and he was on the receiving end, so…yeah, his logic is valid, in the weird twisted way that Faz has with everything
Except the Kinsey scale goes by attraction, not just willingness to engage in activity, doesn’t it?
In which case, his fixation on Amber means he is NOT a 6 on the Kinsey scale.
Though he is actually right that most people aren’t a 0 or a 6. Even a broken clock…
Yes, Faz has horribly misinterpreted the Kinsey scale. This is not surprising. Also note in my experience the only people who are really accepting of the Kinsey scale are bisexual or merely questioning of sexuality. Seeing as Kinsey himself was a Bisexual male his measure of people who were like him that he tried to apply to everyone kind of works I guess. Oh boy I must really be tired I am just rambling.
Wait, where’s Faz’s right hand in the la-OH MY GOD BRAIN BLEACH.
I had a buddy in high school who pretended to be gay to ditch some chick who wouldn’t stop harassing him. He even had an actual homosexual ready to vouch for him, if need be.
I used to act gay with some of my friends to mess with people’s heads when I was in high school.
It was really funny, but now when some of the people from my high school hear about my girlfriend they’re like, “Wait, I thought you were gay.”
Apparently some people didn’t catch the joke.
Thank you, good sir. I used to pull this ALL THE TIME. Finally, when I found a fiancee, people were practically apalled. “I thought you were gay!” “Well, a gay dude is now getting more ass than you are. Congrats.”
A “gay dude” WITH a sodomuffin avatar!
It just occured to me that Robin seems to have kept the money for herself.
Does this mean she is Amber’s pimp? I could totally see her wearing the requisite hat in congress.
I would like to note that the Kinsey scale does not work that way.
I believe his logic is that, as he clearly is enamored with amber, yet has only had a homosexual encounter, he would be provably a three (or at least closer to it). I agree that Faz doesn’t understand that you are where you are by growing into it, as opposed to using it as some form of score card.
If it was a scorecard, then eathan would be (at this point) around 0 (Rob Corddry withstanding).
Also, orientation, like many things, appears to have normal distribution, at least in places where it’s actually been studied (the US for instance). I.e. it falls on a bell curve. BELL CURVE.
If you were to use the chart Faz is using, which is a BAR CHART, more people would be gay than bi or straight. This simply isn’t how it works. Maybe 5% or so, tops, is completely unattracted to the opposite sex, and like the same is true of heterosexual orientations (though, probably higher in men than women, as women are – yes I know it’s stereotype, but the research does seem to bear this out – somewhat more likely to be bi, or at least, certainly less likely to stick with the hetero label for their whole life).
And of course, it’s not based simply on “what have you done”, it’s based on what you’re ATTRACTED to. If you’re Faz and you’re turned on by Amber, who is female, then you are not a 6 on the Kinsey scale, even if you HAVE had (and enjoyed) sex with a male.
I’m pretty sure the y-axis there is gayness, not number of people.
If Faz is naked, where was he keeping the chart?
… Second thought, I don’t think I wanna know.
I new a (straight) guy in college who convinced his parents he was gay just for fun and paid his best friend to pretend to be his boyfriend and make out with him
Remember for a later time. Err… I want forget that line.
Hes a genius or he’s dumb
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