This week’s Joyce & Walky! teaches us that “papoose” is a fun word to say.
Dynamic Studios was a dear and linked our awesome new shirt! They rule. If you guys love me, you’ll spread the word, too! If you loved me. That’s right. A mother-esque guilt trip. I went there.
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Cheezus, I never realized how freakin’ SHARP Little Debbie Zebra Cakes were. I thought they’d be all soft and moist, but they have these CORNERS, man. Corners that jam themselves right into the tender, not-quite-healed-yet roof of the mouth. I’ll never look at them the same way again. Ever.
Man, I used to be able to write the world every night in this blog, but then Toy Fair happened and afterwards I completely forgot how. How did I fill the space without NEWS?
LAST-MINUTE ADDITION/EDIT:
<.ItsWalky> Let’s play a new game.
<.ItsWalky> Sarcasm Or Not.
<.ItsWalky> Our first entry:
<.ItsWalky> I can really see a G1 movie set in the 80s and taking directly from the cartoon/comics (minus the silly stuff) going over really well with today’s audience.
<.John_Gone> Not sarcastic.
<.ItsWalky> John wins!
<.ItsWalky> Folks is crazy.
<.John_Gone> I mean people love 80s stuff.
<.John_Gone> But actualy 80s stuff.
<.John_Gone> Not new fake 80s stuff.
<.John_Gone> But besides that, yes. Folks is crazy.
<.ItsWalky> Like if there was a Transformers movie about how the evil Decepticons are gonna close down the awesome teen hangout, and the Autobots have to rally together to have a skate boarding competition to save it?
<.Finback> No, no.
<.John_Gone> Yes.
<.Finback> A breakdancing contest.
<.John_Gone> Or.
<.John_Gone> The Autobots have to wash cars.
<.Finback> And it comes down to Blaster being able to pop more rocks than Soundwave. Or something.
<.John_Gone> And we get an awesome Blink 182 montage
<.John_Gone> Of ‘bots washing cars.
<.ItsWalky> YOU’RE THE BEST
<.ItsWalky> AROUND
<.Finback> MONTAGE!
<.John_Gone> The Autobots save the frat house with a car wash.
<.John_Gone> That’d be awesome.
<.John_Gone> Anyways, I hope fan reaction isn’t too embarrassing.
<.John_Gone> When the movie is basically nothing like how they want it to be.
<.Finback> Sarcasm!
<.Finback> Wait, are we still playing?
