Shortpacked! by David Willis

Lesharo

February 3, 2011 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

Love him or hate him, the guy could talk. I mean, a president who could look into the camera with a straight face and deliver the lines of “Congress has just declared Russia to be illegal. The bombing starts in five minutes” is a great speaker. Granted, that was just a sound/lighting test and he used to be an actor, but, still…

“We need an actor to be president again. They make the best liars. They do it for a living.”
“So do all politicians.”
- Otera
  
  April 9, 2013 at 7:46 am | # | Reply
  
  (over a year late in my reply, but)
  “but actors do it WELL”
Zachary

March 23, 2011 at 4:26 pm | # | Reply

This is exactly the kind of joke I would crack. This cracked me up.
Zacula

April 22, 2011 at 5:57 pm | # | Reply

How exactly did he bring back Ronald Reagan?

Te know what, I probably don’t wanna know. Still handy to have an actor/politician on hand whenever you need to do some heavy-duty lying.
Dave who hates bad pet owners

December 5, 2011 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

I starting to think they are never going to develop Robin’s past as a spy.
Kou The Mad

May 13, 2013 at 6:18 pm | # | Reply

ok, that was genius.

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