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Five

by David Willis on August 3, 2005 at 12:00 am
  • 09 - Independent Man

└ Tags: jamie foxx, jessica biel, johnny five, josh lucas, stealth

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  1. Robin
    Robin
    November 14, 2010 at 5:29 pm | # | Reply

    Come on, I can’t be the only one who thought the Cheese looked like Johnny 5, and now this just confirms that fact

    • Lesharo
      Lesharo
      February 3, 2011 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      Well…I don’t think it was ever specifically stated what the technology was that made up the major part of the Cheese. I remember a lot of vague-ness. I think. Maybe.

    • thomas0comer
      thomas0comer
      November 19, 2011 at 10:35 pm | # | Reply

      And robo-vac. It’s the eyes on the square head, the rest doesn’t matter.

    • Tegan
      Tegan
      July 11, 2012 at 11:48 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know what Johnny 5 is, but I thought he looked like Warlock (Marvel’s NM) here. And now because of you, I think The Cheese looks like him. AGH!

  2. BD
    BD
    January 18, 2011 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    And thus, Talkie Toaster(tm) was created.

    • Jan arrah
      Jan arrah
      September 15, 2011 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

      I think that is actually the Brave Little Toaster

  3. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 19, 2011 at 5:34 pm | # | Reply

    Johnny 5 becomes the Cheese?

    • Mayhemzero
      Mayhemzero
      April 22, 2012 at 4:05 pm | # | Reply

      We ALL become the Cheese when we die. Shall I leave you a pamphlet? :p

  4. Dave who hates bad pet owners
    Dave who hates bad pet owners
    December 5, 2011 at 9:49 pm | # | Reply

    In the movie being parodied here they put a live nuke on an experimental prototype Ai piloted aircraft. Dwell on that and realize that by comparison using a toaster for a countermeasure no longer seems that implausible.

    • Myk
      Myk
      June 5, 2012 at 11:46 am | # | Reply

      No they didn’t.

      –Myk

  5. dragoonchris
    dragoonchris
    December 28, 2011 at 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t bring that Frakken Toaster to life, it be the end of us all!!!

  6. Delta Echo
    Delta Echo
    July 23, 2012 at 6:39 am | # | Reply

    “Would you like some toast?”

  7. foL
    foL
    April 11, 2013 at 1:53 pm | # | Reply

    Isn’t this sort of like those creatures in Transformers, except that that those ones only became alive (and crazy) when they were hit by lightning from a special alien artefact that turns things alive?

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