Comments on: Abstinance-only education

By: Key Lime

Key Lime — Wed, 29 May 2013 14:06:50 +0000

You’re tearing me apart inside, Lis–uh, Padme.

By: Imperator

Imperator — Mon, 13 May 2013 18:33:41 +0000

I volunteer myself for the Jedi stability prostitution program! The least I can do for our boys and girls in brown!

By: Lis

Lis — Sat, 11 May 2013 20:52:20 +0000

Actually because Jedi are supposed to begin being trained at a very young age I would say any male Jedi should just say to yoda and crew “Hey you should watch any podlings that come out of that there prostitute in 9 months and then sign them up for the academy.”

By: SHAZAM

SHAZAM — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:44:30 +0000

It should be noted that the old order did make certain allowances in special circumstances. For instance, Ki-Adi-Mundi (The Jedi with the big head) had 2 or 4 wives and several children, but that was because of the fact his species had a very low male birthrate.

By: respect and virginity. - Page 16 - Christian Forums

respect and virginity. - Page 16 - Christian Forums — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 22:08:59 +0000

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By: Doctor_Who

Doctor_Who — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:21:49 +0000

Oh hai, Anakin. How is your sex life?

By: dragoonchris

dragoonchris — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:01:48 +0000

LOL, Yoda told him to bone some whores.

Is it me or is Anakin going all Tommy Wisesu on the 2nd panel.

By: Kasamari

Kasamari — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:56:07 +0000

For your sanity, do it you must.

By: Wazza

Wazza — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 08:58:39 +0000

Basically, yes, that’s more or less the whole point of whatever parts of the plot aren’t there to lead to lightsabre battles and explosions. The New Jedi Order, after the movies, scrapped a lot of the no-attachment stuff. Luke got married to a former Imperial spy, f’rinstance.

By: Doctor Who

Doctor Who — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:45:29 +0000

How does that work with childbirth? Do Jedi use protection, or are they not supposed to have an attachment to their own offspring?

Which sounds like it’d be even worse than the above situation, as their kids will probably inherit their Force Sensitivity. So not only will THEY become Jedi and be brought up to not emote, they will also have distant unloving parents. …Who are training them in various combat disciplines.

…Okay, does anyone else now get the feeling that something like Anakin was pretty much bound to happen eventually?